”Touch the ballots, go to jail.”

PHOENIX, Arizona (PNN) - June 14, 2021 - An Arizona state Senator has warned Fascist Police States of Amerika Attorney General Merrick Garland that he'll “spend time in prison” if he interferes with the 2020 post-election audit, after Garland announced on Friday that the Amerikan Gestapo Department of InJustice will look into whether any federal laws were broken - and claimed the state was employing “abnormal” methods.

JACKSONVILLE, Florida (PNN) - June 12, 2021 - A black Florida mother, whose passionate speech at a local school board meeting against teaching racist critical race theory made national headlines, was applauded by Fox News host Tucker Carlson for telling the truth.

JEFFERSON CITY, Missouri (PNN) - June 11, 2021 - Missouri Governor Mike Parson will sign newly passed legislation that would ban state law enforcement agencies from enforcing new federal gun laws following proposed rulemaking from the illegitimate Biden regime to regulate firearms with stabilizing braces.

GENEVA, Switzerland (PNN) - June 9, 2021 - A subatomic particle has been found to switch between matter and antimatter, according to Oxford physicists analyzing data from the Large Hadron Collider. It turns out that an unfathomably tiny weight difference between two particles could have saved the universe from annihilation soon after it began.

BALTIMORE, Maryland (PNN) - June 9, 2021 - It comes as no surprise to readers that dozens of Baltimore City businesses, located in the Inner Harbor, in a stretch called Fells Point, are threatening the new city government, run by Mayor Brandon Scott, with not paying their taxes because they're "fed up and frustrated" with the outburst of violence.

SACRAMENTO, Kalifornia (PNN) - June 8, 2021 - Kalifornia’s ban on so-called “assault weapons” violates the Second Amendment, a federal judge ruled on June 4.

The state government, through the law, “bans an entire class of very popular hardware - firearms that are lawful under federal law and under the laws of most states and that are commonly held by law-abiding citizens for lawful purposes,” Fascist Police States of Amerika District Judge Roger Benitez, a George W. Bush appointee, wrote in his 94-page ruling in Miller et al. v. Bonta et al. “Under no level of heightened scrutiny can the law survive.”

TALLAHASSEE, Florida (PNN) - June 7, 2021 - The state of Florida has threatened to fine cruise lines that require their passengers to prove their COVID-19 vaccination status. The threat from the Sunshine State followed Governor Ron DeSantis signing a law that prohibits businesses from requiring COVID-19 vaccine passports. However, this has put cruise lines at odds with federal health guidance that mandates passengers’ vaccination status be verified.

SEATTLE, Washington (PNN) - June 2, 2021 - King County became the first county in the country to ban government use of facial recognition software.

Supporters applaud the newly approved ban on facial recognition software. They said this is a big win for civil rights and privacy.

AUSTIN, Texas (PNN) - May 30, 2021 - Texas Democrats pulled off a dramatic, last-ditch walkout in the state House of Representatives on Sunday night to block passage of one of the most important voting bills in the Fascist Police States of Amerika, leaving Republicans with no choice but to abandon a midnight deadline and declare the legislative session essentially over.

MENDOCINO, Kalifornia (PNN) - May 29, 2021 - A cafe owner in Kalifornia is challenging mask-wearing customers by charging them an extra $5 to pay for the “damage they have collectively caused”.

Chris Castleman, owner of the Fiddlehead Cafe in Mendocino, said the extra charges would be donated to charity.

“I don’t think $5 to charity is too much to ask from mask-wearing customers who claim to care so much about the community (in which) they live,” he said. Masks, he continued, are “ineffective government measures” that have caused “collateral damage”.