BISMARCK, North Dakota (PNN) - November 17, 2014 - The state of North Dakota has named a new publicly owned landfill after illegitimate dictator President Barack Obama.

In an overwhelming 35-10 vote, the state Senate advanced a bill naming a 650-acre site currently under construction after the nation’s illegitimate 44th president. Governor Jack Dalrymple is expected to sign the measure into law on Tuesday.

GENEVA, Switzerland (PNN) - November 12, 2014 - Fascist Police States of Amerika terrorist officials are in for a serious grilling on Wednesday as they get hauled before the United Nations Committee against Torture and questioned about a multitude of ways in which the FPSA appears to be failing to comply with the anti-torture treaty it ratified 20 years ago.

BERLIN, Germany (PNN) - August 22, 2013 - An internal document issued by IT experts working for the German federal government warned national agencies and companies not to use Windows 8. The reason? A backdoor exploit has been discovered, and the details were obtained and published by German site Zeit Online. The leaked message suggests that the Amerikan Gestapo National Security Agency division likely has access to a hidden feature, which apparently can’t be shut off and allows Microsoft to remotely control any computer running the software.

MARSHALL, Illinois (PNN) - November 15, 2014 - Sometimes citizens can be so frustrated with county board members that they wish someone could just place them under arrest. Well, that is exactly what citizens in Clark County, Illinois did.

DARMSTADT, Germany (PNN) - November 12, 2014 - Scientists have landed a probe on a comet's surface for the first time in history. After a daring seven-hour descent, and despite problems with its thrusters, the Rosetta craft's probe, Philae, touched down on 67P/Churyumov-Gerasimenko.

BARCELONA, Spain (PNN) - November 10, 2014 - Catalonia's nationalist government prepared Monday to step up its secession drive after more than two million people voted in a symbolic independence referendum that Spain's central government dismissed as "useless".

By Chris Calton

October 23, 2014 - In January 2006, Army Lieutenant Ehren Watada publicly denounced Amerika’s involvement in the Iraq war and refused deployment to Iraq. He did not do this because he was afraid to fight; he actually requested deployment in Afghanistan, a cause he believed in, even though Afghanistan is a more dangerous station. The Army denied his claim and denied his resignation. Watada was then court-martialed and tried in a military court, facing up to a seven-year prison sentence.

DENVER, Colorado (PNN) - October 31, 2014 - When Colorado banned magazines with a capacity of 16 or more rounds back in March 2013, the ostensible justification was that doing so would limit the carnage a mass murderer could wreak when loosed on the soft targets of a "gun-free zone". That such targets can be mowed down in great numbers even without such capacity was apparently of no concern.

LOS ANGELES, Kalifornia (PNN) - October 29,2 014 - The future of shopping has arrived, and it's not human.

Not only do robots cost less than humans, they don't complain, they speak multiple languages, and most importantly, by scanning aisles they know where every item is in the store and can take you straight to it.

BERKELEY, Kalifornia (PNN) - October 17, 2014 - The magnetic poles of the earth have switched back and forth many, many times during the 4.54 billion years that the Earth has been around. Previous research suggested that the process of reversing the poles took place over a long time period, potentially over a few thousand years. But new research shows that the reversal could actually happen much faster than that, with the magnetic North Pole migrating to the South Pole in a time span as short as a century.